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DeadGoldfish

LittleTimwasinthegardenfillinginaholewhenhisneighborpeeredoverthefence.

Interestedinwhatthecheeky-facedyoungsterwasupto,hepolitelyasked,Whatare

youuptothere,Tim?

Mygoldfishdied,repliedTimtearfully,withoutlookingup,andIvejustburied

him.

Theneighborwasconcerned.Thatsanawfullybigholeforagoldfish,isntit?

Timpatteddownthelastheapoth,thenreplied,Thatsbecausehesinsideyour

cat.

TeamSpirit

Atonepointduringagame,thecoachsaidtooneofhisyoungplayers,Doyou

understandwhatcooperationis?Whatateamis?

Thelittleboynoddedintheaffirmative.

Doyouunderstandthatwhatmattersiswhetherwewintogetherasateam?

Thelittleboynoddedyes.

So,thecoach,whenastrikeiscalled,oryoureoutatfirst,youdont

argueorcurseorattacktheumpire.Doyouunderstandallthat?

Againthelittleboynodded.

Good,saidthecoach.Nowgooverthereandexplainittoyourmother.

UglyFace

Findingoneofherstudentsmakingfacesatothersontheplayground,Ms.

Smithstoppedtogentlyreprovethechild.

Smilingsweetly,theSundaySchoolteachersaid,Johnny,whenIwasa

child,IwastoldifthatImadeuglyfaces,itwouldfreezeandIwould

staylikethat.

Johnnylookedupandreplied,Well,Ms.Smith,youcantsayyouwerent

warned.

TwoCows

Afarmerhadabrowncowandawhitecow,andhewantedtogetthembred,sohe

borrowedhisneighborsbullandturneditlooseinthepasture.

Hetoldhissontowatchandtellhimwhenthebullwasfinished.

Afterawhiletheboycameintothelivingroomwherehisfatherwastalkingtosome

friends.