英语笑话1.pptVIP

Some of the jokes Whos More Polite? A fat man and a skinny man were arguing（争论）about who was the more polite（风度）. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies（女士）. But the fat man knew he was more polite because, whenever he got up and offered（提供） his seat, two ladies could sit down. 翻译 谁更有礼貌？ 一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌。瘦子说他更有礼貌，因为他经常对女士摘帽示意。但是胖子认为他更有风度，因为无论什么时候他在车上给别人让座时，总有两位女士能坐下。 He Won  Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That‘s too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest（最大程度的） out of the window, and he won.  翻译 他赢了 汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？ 约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。 汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？ 约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了 。 A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. “What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?” “I gave it to a poor（贫穷的） old woman,” he answered. “You‘re a good boy,” said the mother proudly（骄傲地）. “Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?” “She is the one who sells（卖） the candy. 翻译 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了？” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？” “她是个卖糖果的。” * * *