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老妈的逻辑展（My moms logical show） My moms logical show Mom seems to have a short circuit when she talks. In winter, I wash the head, I saw my hair wet, said to me quickly with a fan blowing, prevent colds. I see. What she means is that I need an electric hair dryer. There is dirt on the ground, my mom said to me, with a hair dryer to absorb. I see. She means using a vacuum cleaner. Mom, youre old, dont get senile dementia. To supplement my friends mother My friend is from Beijing, Shanghai, and my mother is from Beijing. Send very short messages very often. One day, a friend received a short message from his mother. Son, the media has been a mess lately. You must be careful when youre in Shanghai alone.. Friends wonder what this means, send text messages to ask. Mom replies: tell you the truth, forbid to see * * *.. Friends stumble down. Cooking in a microwave, mom said, turn on the stove.. Go to bed, use an electric blanket, mother said: turn on the stove. The bath uses electric heating, and the mother says, turn on the stove.. Its getting dark, my mother said. I cant see clearly. Turn on the stove.! My mother threatened me with saying: if you dare to have long hair, Ill show it to you.! On another occasion, my mother said, XX, I didnt have your memorial meeting today. Yes, I would like to say that the parents will come All of a sudden, summer also feel cold ah. Now think of it or be cold Hungry mom is the kind of black hole skull, you told her what she would forget in less than 1/10000 seconds. Remember the last time I send her a new mobile phone (because the screen is relatively large, suitable for her, the results for presbyopia) family (including my cat 5) bombarded type two weeks of intensive education, she finally learned how to answer the phone (just press a button) mad spurting ~! Then she told everyone about her cell phone number, and then she kept answering the phone. Then someone sent her a short message. Then I told her someone had sent him a message. She wa