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超级搞笑（Super funny） Very funny sentences 1. Left eye jump, peach blossom, right eye jump, chrysanthemum open. 2 you must give me the line tonight, otherwise Ill write your name on the monument. 3 Im going to do a dozen different ways to die. 4, life is like a play, love is a married and another. Quite normal. 5, I will certainly be cut into chips. 6. Anyone who died, died young, died late. 7 now the rice has been cooked into Rice porridge. 8 death is not terrible, it is terrible to sit and wait for death. 9, I agree, I have the final say. Opinions differ, so she has the final say. 10 day, I jumped into the sea of Japan wash not clear. 11 meet and leave, as if a turn, circle, then circle, into the dance of life, some people will come back, and some people know goodbye is too difficult. 12 youre really Jet Li than Donnie Yen! 13, tough life is no need to explain! 14 how can you say hes in the water? Premise is, also want to have brains. 15, three stooges, smelly Zhu Geliang. 16 good, a lot of talk, I dont understand. 17. A good man is me. This is Ceng Xiaoxian 18. My brother told you the letter. I believe in me... 19 Im killing you with a salty soda 20. The chance came to me like rain. But I dodged them all 21. Face the fact that life is often much more important than idol dramas. 22. Help me put the diced carrots cut into 23 you have an ID card when you have any identity 24 bet me not what you want, but what I have... 25, do not advocate hit face self-esteem, our brothers to heart, as long as you dare any of us to use violence, the other two of us would alarm. 26 saliva is used to count money, not to reason 27. Quarrels are always bad. Why dont you just fight? 28 well, not red wine, otherwise my clothes will be wasted, but not sulfuric acid, otherwise your face will be wasted 29 you got your head and butt in reverse? 30 you to go directly to the reincarnation, what is the difference?! 31. If you drive a car and sit down with Xiao Hong and Xiao Ming, who is the owner of