周星驰搞笑语录（Stephen Chow funny quotes）.docVIP

周星驰搞笑语录（Stephen Chow funny quotes） 1 there are two trees in front of my house. One is a jujube tree and the other is a jujube tree 2, its Xiao Lis fucking flying knife. What a pity! 3 dont call you oh oh oh oh oh. Youre still here completely ignore people suffer again. Oh my fucking knife stabbed you four 4 WOW! Eldest brother, you change this makeup, say oneself is Sun Wukong? Could you give me some professionalism? You see, those who pass through the split ends of hair on the head, like wearing two pieces of rice cake like bread, it would take a little cost! What do you think? Your make-up is disgusting! Angry with me, I said so! The 5 fly is Xiao Lis flying knife, and the knife is Xiao Lis flying knife! 6 on the surface, this is a razor. Its actually a hair dryer 7 wait, my hearts not beating so much. My legs dont shake so much. Ill walk by myself 8 if you do not see the disease (illness), I have already flattened you 9 fuck, Im a genius Im really smart Im so handsome She is a pretty mess. We are beautiful. Happy to the end Arbor,. A big fist like a sand pot 10 Princess: you play the tortoise?. Zhou: No, whatever you do, just dont play the tortoise. Princess: why? Week: No, why? Its my rule. Princess, oh, thats not for me to play. Week: ok! I play! 11 glans! I dont want to see your grandfathers face! Oh, its K already! Mom. 12 wrong! This is not an ordinary box. It is the God in the box. It is called the box God for short! 13 weeks: Dad, I decided to go to the capital to take the title. Wu: OK, son, Torre waited for you for 30 years. Week: you dont get me wrong, Im not as fathers and admitted to fame, I was for a woman. Wu: Well, for women, for women, for women to test champion Lang, I do not know which girl? Week: its sunny courtyard, like frost girls. Wu: Whore! Good, dare to love others, dare not love, old daddy admire you. 14 in the pan. A victory is tall，stately and handsome little to Ewha Begonia pressure. 15 of the earths Zhou Botong is very dangerous, you