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　1、一个女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的订婚戒指,但竟没有一个同学注意到,令她忿忿不平.到下午大家坐着谈天的时候,她突然站起来大声说：“哎呀,这里真热呀,我看我还是把戒指脱下来吧.”　the night before, a girl get boyfriend engagement ring, but no one noticed the classmate, make her antics. You sit and chat in the afternoon, she suddenly stood up and shouted: \oh, its really hot in here, I think Id better take off your ring.　　　2、女主人把女佣叫到面前问她：“你是否怀孕了?”　　　　“是啊!”女佣回道.　“亏你还说得出口,你还没有结婚,难道不觉得害羞吗?”女主人再次训.　　　　“我为什么要害羞,女主人你自己不也怀孕了吗?”“可是我怀的是我丈夫的!”女主人生气地反驳.　　　　“我也是啊!”女佣高兴地附和.　　2, the mistress called the maid to ask her: \are you pregnant?\ \Yes!\ The maid answered. Export \kui you still say, you are not married, dont you feel shy?\ The hostess training again. \Why should I be shy, you dont the hostess also pregnant?\ \But I conceive is my husband!\ The hostess retorted angrily. \Me too!\ The maid happy to echo.　　3、一个人骑摩托车喜欢反穿衣服,就是把口子在后面扣上,可以挡风.一天他酒后驾驶, 翻了,一头栽在路旁.警察赶到：　　　　警察甲：好严重的车祸.　　　　警察乙：是啊,脑袋都撞到后面去了.　　　　警察甲：嗯,还有呼吸,我们帮他把头转回来吧.　　　　警察乙：好.一、二使劲,转回来了.　　　　警察甲：嗯,没有呼吸了.　　　　3, a man riding a motorcycle like the dress, is to cut on the back, can the wind. Drunk driving one day, he turned over, a planted on the road. Police: police a: a good serious car accident. Policeman b: yes, his head hit the back. Po1: well, still breathing, lets help him turn his head back. Po2: good... One, two, turn back. Policeman a: well, not breathing... 4、在一条七拐八拐的乡村公路上,因为时常发生车祸,所以常常有一些鬼故事发生,有一天晚上,有一个出租车司机看见路边有一个长发披肩,身着白衣的女人向他招手,因为这个司机没有见过鬼,所以大胆的停下来让她上车了,这一路上,司机虽然不信有鬼,心里也毛毛的,所以时常从后视镜看后面的女人,开着开着,突然司机发现那个女人不见了!司机吓了一大跳,赶紧踩了一个刹车!只见那个女人满脸是血,表情狰狞.司机吓的牙直打颤.突然那女人开口了：“你会不会开车啊!我低头系个鞋带你突然一刹车我把鼻子都撞破了……”　　4, turn in a curvy country road, because often in a car accident, so often have some ghost story, one night, theres a taxi driver saw the side of the road have a long hair shawls, dressed in a white woman waved to him, because the driver didnt see a ghost, so bold stopped to let her get on the bus, along the way, the driver doesnt believe in ghosts, the in the mind also maomao, so often the woman behind the rea