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-Sheldon: In the winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm, 冬天的时候，这个地方离电暖器最近，很暖和， and yet not so close as to cause perspiration; 也不会很热到直流汗。 in the summer, its directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there, and there. 夏天的时候，这里又刚好可以吹过堂风，是来自这扇窗户和那扇的。 It faces the television at an angle that is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation, 而且坐这里看电视的角度，可以直接看，又不会影响谈话， nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion. 不会太远，不至于造成脖子过分扭曲。 I could go on, but I think Ive made my point. 我可以继续，我想我已经说明白了。 别老记着? 这能忘得掉吗? Forget? You want me to forget? 我这脑子 啥东西忘得掉啊! This mind does not forget. 从我妈给我断奶后 我就没忘掉过一件事 I havent forgotten a single thing since the day my mother stopped breastfeeding me. - 那天是周二 下着毛毛雨 - 好了... - It was a drizzly Tuesday. - Okay... 你哭什么 Why are you crying? 我哭我自己蠢啊 Because Im stupid! 那也没理由哭啊 Thats no reason to cry. 人只有悲伤的时候才该哭 One cries because one is sad. 比如说 其他人都太蠢我感到悲伤 For example, I cry because others are stupid 所以我才哭 我和许多女生交往过 Well,Ive dated plenty of women. Joyce Kim还有Leslie Winkle... There was Joyce Kim... Leslie Winkle... 通知牛津英语词典的编辑们 Notify the editors of the Oxford English Dictionary. 许多现在被重新定义为两个 The word plenty has been redefined to mean two. Sheldon 你是个聪明人 Sheldon,you are a smart guy. - 你得知道 - 我是聪明人? - You must know... - Im smart? 要被归为聪明人 我得去掉60点智商才行 Id have to lose 60 IQ points to be classified as smart. - Dr. Gablehauser. - Dr. Koothrappali. - Dr. Gablehauser. - Dr. Hofstader. - Dr. Gablehauser. - Dr. Cooper. - Dr. Gablehauser. - Mr.Wolowitz. 我是硕士 I have a Masters degree. 谁不是? Who doesnt? 多年来 我们一直潜心 试图探究他将如何繁衍后代 Over the years,weve formulated many theories about how he might reproduce. 我主张的是有丝分裂 Im an advocate of mitosis. 什么? Im sorry? 我相信 总有一天 当Sheldon吃到 一定量的泰国菜 I believe one day Sheldon will eat an enormous amount of Thai food 他就会分裂成两个Sheldon and split into two Sheldons. 另一方面 我在想Sheldon可能 是他这个物种的幼虫状态 On the other hand,I think Sheldon might be the larval form of his species, 有一天他会做茧 不出俩月 就破茧成蝶 a