有趣英语短剧本.docxVIP

A——B——C——D——E——F——Teacher——场景一：路上(A戴着耳机悠闲地低头走路)A：（悠闲地唱歌）Two tigers, two tigers. Run run fast, run run fast. (B快跑，与A相撞后，B继续快跑)A：Stop!B:(停住)What is up ?A: Do you know you knock into me?B: Yeah, but so what? When did you take a bath last time?A: Mm… A month ago. But it is not the key question. But why are you so hurrying? Where are you going? B: I am going to the classroom. We are late. And the teacher is strict. I am scared of him.A: Are you kidding? You are a fool. Today is Sunday, and we can sleep for the whole day.B: Are you kidding? The fool is you. Look at your watch, it is Monday.A: Oh no. But it is 9 o’ clock, we have already late for the class. What can we do?B: Look at me. （打电话给C）（C、D、E、F此时正坐在教室的椅子上）B：C，is teacher here?C: No. What is up?B:I need much time to come to the classroom, so I have to skip the class. If the teacher called my name, can you replace me to answer “here”?C:OK. I will. Have a good time!B：Thanks.(B、C挂断电话)B: Soga.A: It seems a good idea. (A打D的电话)D: This is D. Who are you?A: I am A. I am late for the class. I want to skip the class. If the teacher called my name, can you replace me to answer “here”?D: Ok, I promise you.A: Thank you. You are a good gay.（A、C挂断电话）A：Then let us go to the dorm to sleep together.B: Let us go!（A、B下)场景二：教室C、D、E、F坐在教室的椅子上喧哗，老师进教室Teacher: Be quiet! (大家安静)Teacher: I am honor to be your English teacher. Now let me introduce myself. As you all see, I am a boy, not a girl. I come from China and I graduated from Tianjin University. I am a serious man. If anyone cheats me, I will be very anger. In fact, I am a kind person. I hope we will be good friends. Thank you.(大家鼓掌)Teacher：Now, let is the roll.(老师拿起名单)Teacher:FF: （举手）Here!Teacher: EE: （举手）Here!Teacher: DD: （举手）Here!Teacher: CC: （举手）Here!Teacher: AD: （举手）Here!Teacher: BC: （举手）Here!Teacher: Are you sure you are B? B is a boy’s name, but you are a girl.C: （犹豫）mm… My parents prefer boy, so my name is like a boy’s name.Teacher: Oh, I see.(C虚惊一场)Teacher: We will vote for our