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怪物史莱克一 2012年1月16日星期一 11:50 dreamworks DreamWorks Pictures Presents A PDI/DreamWorks Production [man]Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort... which could only be broken by loves first kiss. She was locked away in a castle... guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragons keep... in the hightest room of the tallest tower... for the true love and true loves first kiss. [Laughing]Like thats ever gonna happen. [paper Rustling,Toilet Flushes]-What a load of-- #Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me# #I aint the sharpest tool in the shed# #She was lookinkind of dumb with her finger and her thumb# #In the shape of anL on her forehead# #The year strart comin and they dont stop comin# #Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin# #Didnt make sense not to live for fun# #Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb# #So much to do So much to see# #So whats wrong with takinthe backstreets# #Youll never know if you dont go# #Youll never shine if you dont glow# #Hey,now Youre an all-star# #Get your game on,go play# #Hey,now,youre a rock star Get the show on,get paid# #And all that glitters is gold# #Only shootinstars break the mold# #Its a cool place and they say it gets colder# #Youre bundled up now but wait till you get older# #But the meteor men beg to differ# #Judging by the hole in the satellite picture# #The ice we skate is gettinpretty thin# #The waters getting warm so you might as well swim# #My worlds on fire How bout yours# #Thats the way I like it and Ill never get bored# #Hey,now,youre an all-star#- [Shouting] #Get your game on,go play# #Hey,now,youre a rock star Get the show on,get paid# #And all that glitters is gold# #Only shootinstars break the mold# [Belches]