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搞笑的英语小笑话1：Expensive PriceDentist: Im sorry, madam, but Ill have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your sons tooth.Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.昂贵的代价牙科医生：对不起，夫人，为给您的儿子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。母亲：二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀?牙科医生：是的。但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤，他都吓跑四位病人了搞笑的英语小笑话2：I Wasnt AsleepWhen a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: Wake up, sir!I wasnt asleep, the man answered.Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed.I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car.我没有睡着当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒!”“我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。“没睡着?可是你眼睛都闭上了呀?”“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”搞笑的英语小笑话3：The poor husbandYou cant imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife, the man complained to his friend. She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.可怜的丈夫“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说，“她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。”Whos More Polite?A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.谁更有礼貌?一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌。瘦子说他更有礼貌，因为他经常对女士摘帽示意。但是胖子认为他更有风度，因为无论什么时候他在车上给别人让座时，总有两位女士能坐下。搞笑的英语小笑话4：Let Dog in HotelA man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, Ive been operating this hotel for many years. In all