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思修小品（Repair sketch） So, doctor Role: doctor B, patient ACDH, girlfriend G, nurse EF, security 123, pregnant woman I, voice over Narrator: in todays society, peoples moral values in a lot of material under the impact of gradually changes, even the doctors of this sacred occupation also mixed a lot of scum. No, you see. Im not feeling well recently. I have to see a doctor. B: Yes, I dont have a white coat for a long time. I have money and a house. I feel like Im in a bank. In fact, the secret is very simple, it is also a pair of couplets. A: money to open the gate toward the hospital You want to have ripped off the second line of a couplet: Hengpi: take the bait (A and H together) patient A: Oh, dear, this two days I always feel there is something in the noisy stomach. Patient H: whats the matter? Patient A: you led me to eat Dongyuan drainage oil fried dishes and poisonous rice all day, you cant say all possible? Patient H: blame me, blame me, and Ill take you to the first floor every day to eat baozi. Patient A: lie to me, youre a puppy. Patient H:, dear, Ill accompany you to see the doctor. Is this not the hospital? Is anyone here? Doctor！ Doctor！ B: Here you are. My name is stone Yong Yi. Whats up, sir? Patient A: I have a bit of an upset stomach. B: thats fine. Lets check it first. Does it hurt here? Patient A: it hurts. B: it shouldnt hurt here! Does it hurt here? Patient A: no pain. B: it should hurt here! Or in my long lost in the magic arena. Beauty, yesterday I saw the stars, star in the flash, turns out to be in you here. This is your beauty, joy! Patient A: what?! Patient H: ah, isnt it? Patient A: you are to blame. You are to blame! The patient is not H: I dont care, just refuse to love. Doctor, lets go ahead and add up. (below) B: now, compared to the old couple, I think my college students are more ridiculous than I am! I have no. ah, Mongolia Mongolia to pregnant. Patient CD: is there anyone? Anybody here? Patient C: my girlfriend has a sore throat. Pl