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你笑了没反正我是笑了。(Did you laugh Anyway, I was laughing.)
你笑了没反正我是笑了。(Did you laugh Anyway, I was laughing.) Did you laugh? Anyway, I was laughing Catalog First, the students now can not really teach (the teachers resignation joke reason) 1 Two, a quotation is too cute (oh ~ can forget all your troubles! 3) Three, the latest life funny words 6 Four, your husband has been in another place to go to bed, you have been forced to get out of bed 8 Five, the game of those funny game screen name 100 11 First, the students now really can not teach, (the teachers resignation funny reason) Physics teacher: do you know how many classes I have taught just one clockwise and one counter clockwise? Five lessons! Yes, thats what I told them, too. I told them to look at the watch if they didnt understand. Where the hour hand went, it was clockwise, and in turn it was counterclockwise. But the whole class used to be either mobile phones or electronic watches If I dont quit my job, Ill teach them all two words in a semester Biology teacher: I really dont want to go, but You know, I have a heart attack. I cant stand the excitement. But can I not be excited? Yesterday, according to the syllabus, I asked the students to look at the birds legs on the teaching pictures and write the names and habits of the birds. But I just said that the content of the exam, there is a classmate stood up and walked out of the door, shouting: this kind of subject also has, I did not test.. Do you think such students should be educated? I stopped him and asked him what his name was, he pulled his trousers, his legs exposed to me said: ah, look at my legs to write my name History teacher: that group of students really can not teach, in class I ask the question: do you know who Wu Zetian is? The first classmate answered me, he is not familiar with her, and the second classmates answered me, is one of his net friend, third classmates said he has her QQ number, etc. after class, QQ ask One of the students even took out her cell phone and said she was going to ask her im
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