老爸老妈浪漫史字幕.docx

12030年2孩子们，我要给你们讲一个美好的故事Kids, Im going to tell you an incredible story.3是关于我和你们母亲相遇的故事the story of how I met your mother.4我们是不是做错什么事情了？Are we being punished for something?5不是No.6-这会不会讲很久-是的-Is this going to take a while?-Yes.725年前，我还没当父亲的时候我的生活可大不相同25 years ago, before I was dad,I had this whole other life.8这可要回到2005年It was way back to 2005.9我还只有27岁，有一份建筑师的工作和我大学时代最好的朋友Marshal合住在纽约I was 27，just starting to make it as an architect and living in New York with Marshal, my best friend from college.10本来我的生活一切OK然后你们的Marshal叔叔把一切都搞砸了My life was good, and then uncle Marshal went to screw the whole thing up.11你愿意嫁给我吗？Will you marry me?12太好了，完美，你要订婚了Yes, perfect, and youre engaged.13你开香槟，祝酒辞，然后在厨房地板上嘿咻You pop up the champagne. You drink a toast. You have sex on the kitchen floor.14别在厨房地板上嘿咻Dont have sex on our kitchen floor.15明白Got it.16谢谢你帮我这个忙，TedThanks for helping me plan this out, Ted.17开什么玩笑，这可是你和Lily！Are you kidding? Its you and Lily!18你们俩所有的关键时刻我都在一旁帮助你的Ive been there for all the big moment of you and Lily.19你们第一次相见，第一次约会……The night you met, your first date,20还有其他的“第一次”……other first things.21呵呵，不好意思我们还以为你睡着了呢Sorry, we thought you were asleep.22这就是物理学，Marshal下铺摇动，上铺也会跟着摇动Its physics, Marshal. If the bottom bunk moves, the top bunk moves, too.23上帝啊My God!24你今晚就要订婚了Youre getting engaged tonight!25是啊Yeah.26你今晚有什么计划？What are you doing tonight?27我那晚干什么了来着？What was I doing?28你们的Marshal叔叔踏出了人生的关键一步而我呢……？Your uncle Marshal was taking the biggest step of his life. And me?29我给你们的Barney叔叔打了电话Im calling up your uncle Barney.30嘿，伙计，还记得我说过我对一半亚洲血统的小妞有偏好吗Hey, see, you know, however, I thought I had a thing for half Asian girls?31现在我有新爱了Well, now Ive got a new favourite,32黎巴嫩妞儿Lebanese girls.33黎巴嫩妞儿代表了新的半亚洲血统Lebanese girls are the new half Asians.34嘿，今晚有什么计划没？Hey, you want to do something tonight?35好的，15分钟后酒吧见OK, meet me at the bar in 15 minutes,36记得穿西服！and suit up!37嘿Hey.38你的西装呢？Where is your suit?39-我跟你说穿得好一点，就是说要你穿上西服！-我穿过……一回-Just once when I say suit up, I wish youd put on a suit.