Material Safety Data Sheet - Coffee.docVIP

Material Safety Data Sheet - Coffee? Date of Preparation: September 1, 1996 Coffee MSDS Humor FunnyMSDS No. 001 Section 1 - Chemical Product and Company IdentificationProduct/Chemical Name: COFFEEChemical Formula: C8-H10-N4-O2CAS Number: 58-08-2Other Designations: Café Ole, Koffee, Klutch-time Drink General Use: Wake-up drink, Stay awake, Working Late, Pre-exam Students, Sobering Up Drink, Excuse to Talk and Have Meetings, Soil MixtureManufacturer: Juan Valdez, Respected Television Personality who promotes sought-after Colombian coffee.Address: The Mountains, Colombia?Phone: None. Look for him in grocery store aisles, taping his latest commercials promoting coffee.?Hours of operation: All day --- Hes picking beans with his burro in the mountains for his latest photo shoot.?Emergency phone number: Look on the label of the most popular brands and bother them. Juans busy making commercials. Coffee MSDS Humor Funny Emergency Overview Section 2 - Composition / Information on Ingredients Ingredient Name CAS # % wt. or % vol. First Ingredient: Caffeine 58-08-2 Depends on what it is mixed with Other Ingredients:Milk, Water, Whiskey,Cream, Saccharin,Aspartamine, or Sugar Various If youre Irish, Coffee 1%, Whiskey 99%If youre French, Mexican, or Cajun, Coffee 50%/Milk 50% ? ? ? ? Trace Impurities: Depends on where it is purchased. Definitely check can or burlap bag if it is imported from Colombia ? OSHA PEL ACGIH TLV NIOSH REL NIOSH Ingredient First Ingredient No established limits Second Ingredient Remember what Mother Nature says: Everything in moderation Toxicity Data: 192 mg/kg oral-human LDLo; 14700 ug/kg oral-infant (Aghast! In a baby bottle? Whose child was used as a test, and what balloon are they in now?) 320 mg/kg oral-child LDLo (More Ritalin needed for these kids); TDLo; 13 mg/kg oral-man TDLo; 96 mg/kg/1 day intermittent oral-woman TDLo; 1 gm/kg oral-woman LDLo; 192 mg/kg oral-rat LD50127 mg/kg oral-mouse LD50; 224 mg/kg oral-rabbi