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陈:Hello, everyone, have you ever seen the movieBeautiful Life? Yeah, you are right, Im the director--R Z. Recently, I will direct a new movie, today, there will be an audition and I will select three actors to perform in this film. OK, lets begin. The first part, talent show, lets welcome actor number one. 陈:大家好，你们看过美丽人生吗？是的，我是这部电影的导演R Z。最近我要导演一部新的电影。今天在这里将举行一场面试，我要选出三位演员来拍摄这部电影。好的，接下来就开始面试的第一个环节，才艺表演，让我们欢迎第一位面试者。 杨: It’s so easy for me to get this character. (面朝观众说) Nice to meet you, my dear director. 杨:我一定能轻而易举地拿到这个角色。(边走边朝观众说)很高兴见到你，亲爱的导演。 陈:Nice to meet you too, so, introduce yourself.陈:很高兴见到你，那么请介绍一下你自己吧。 杨:Im CK Yang, you know. I dont have too many achievements, I just won six World Music Awards, eight American Music Awards, and…(做沉思状) oh, I forgot, two Oscar Awards, its just a piece of cake for me, you know, I... 杨:我是CK 杨，你知道的，我也没有太多的成就，我仅仅拿了6次世界音乐奖，8次全美音乐奖，对了，差点忘了这个，还有二次奥斯卡奖，这对我来说不过是小意思，你们知道的，我。。。 陈:Stop, stop! Time is limited, just begin.陈:停下，快停下，时间有限，快点开始吧。 杨:OK! Ill sing my first song to conquer you --my heart will go on. Just enjoy it. Music(音乐响起).杨:好的，我将演唱我的成名曲来征服你----我心永恒。请欣赏。(音乐响起) near, far, wherever you are I believe that the heart does go on once more, you opened the door and youre here in my heart, and my heart will go on and on.（唱跑调） 陈:OK, that’s enough, I was wondering how could you get so many awards? 陈:可以了，够了！我真的好奇你唱的这么难听，是怎么拿到这么多奖的 杨:Dear director, you don’t appreciate my style, I’m sure you will regret. (骄傲的离开) 杨:我亲爱的导演，你不懂欣赏我的风格，我保证你会后悔的。(骄傲的离开) 陈:Oh, Im dying, hope the next one will give me a surprise. Next one! 陈:天啊，我要受不了，希望下一个会带给我惊喜。下一个！ 杜:To be, or not to be, Its a question!(走到陈面前),Im glad to see you, my dear princess. 杜:生存还是死亡?这是个问题。(走到陈面前)很荣幸见到您，我的公主。 陈(高兴状):oh, its really a big surprise, so whats your name? 陈(高兴状):天啊，实在是太惊喜了，你叫什么？ 杜:My name? Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan?(陈摇头:no), its ok, how about Robin Meade?(陈摇头:no), eh... you must know Beyonce Giselle, right?(陈继续摇头:no) (杜情绪激动)What do you know? You know noth