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六人行2-10The One With the Lesbian Wedding [at Rosss. Carol and Susan are picking Ben up] ROSS: Ok. Heres his diaper bag, and his uh, Mr. Winky, and uh...oh, him. Hi! CAROL: So how did everything go? ROSS: Oh, great. Great. There was a projectile, uh, throwing up incident, but he started it. CAROL: Well, weve gotta go. ROSS: Ok. SUSAN: [clears her throat] CAROL: Oh, right. Um, Ive got some news. Its about us. ROSS: Oh, you and me? CAROL: Uh, no, Susan and me. SUSAN: The other us. ROSS: Ok. CAROL: Were uh, were getting married. ROSS: As in, I now pronounce you wife and wife married? CAROL: Anyway, wed like you to come, but we totally understand if you dont want to. ROSS: Why wouldnt I want to come? I had fun at the first wedding. CAROL: Look I just thought that... ROSS: No no no, I mean, hey, why shouldnt I be happy for you? What would it say about me if I couldnt revel in your joy? Im revelling baby, believe me! SUSAN: Is your finger caught in that chair? ROSS: Mmm hmmm. CAROL: Want us to go? ROSS: Uh-huh. [at Rachel and Monicas] ROSS: This is so cool. Youre actually gonna be on television. JOEY: It really hit me last night. Im gonna be on Days of our Lives. And then I started thinkin about all of u, and how these are the days of our lives.. MONICA: Yes! Carol and Susans caterer had a mountain bike accident this weekend, and shes in a full body cast. ROSS, CHANDLER JOEY: Yes! MONICA: They want me to do it, which is really cool, seeing as Ive never catered before, and I really need the money, and this isnt a problem for you, is it? ROSS: Would it matter? MONICA: Oh, you are so great! [kisses him] Thank you! JOEY: Are you really not going? ROSS: I am really not going. I dont get it. They already live together, why do they need to get married? MONICA: They love each other, and they wanna celebrate that love with the people that are close with them. ROSS: If you wanna call that a reason. CHANDLER: [singing to the tune of Mister Rogers Neighborhood] Whos the bitterest man