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05年最不舍得删的笑话（05 years most reluctant to delete jokes）

05年最不舍得删的笑话（05 years most reluctant to delete jokes） When the 2. quarrel, the difference between men and women is like the difference between pistols and machine guns. 3. my wife wants to lose weight, so she rides a horse every day. A month later the horse lost forty pounds. 4. patient: doctor, you put the scissors in my stomach. Never mind, I have a. 5. judge: why do you want to counterfeit money? The defendant innocent said: because I will not print money. 6. wife: the man is timid. Husband: not necessarily, otherwise I will marry you why. The 7. part: ha ha ha ha ha, the second line of a couplet: Hey hey hey hey hey. Hengpi: nerve disease The first 8. years: he said, she heard. Second: she said, listening to him. The third year: they say, listening to the neighbors. 9. if we live in the cold world is still difficult to change, at least I have you dissolve the appearance of ice and snow. The 10. Thief: fast count today totally robbed how much? B: no thief, the newspaper will know tomorrow. 11. teacher: Peter, you know that the mouse can live for many years? Peter: we should look at the cat. The 12. kangaroo dog said: I can put the mobile phone in my bag, and you can only put the mobile phone hanging on the bottom! 13. pig: I changed his name to match Pan Anla, a lot of beauty waiting for me! Sun Wukong: could you get to the Internet,. The 14. daughter asked her mother: my father used to shy? If he does not shy, you are now at least 4 years older! 15. father: you are so big, should seek a wife. Son: Yes, but the vast sea of humanity, I find whos wife? 16. female: you talk with me how old chew sugar? Male: dont chew sugar which come so much sweet? 17. a woman: your fiance know your age? Woman B: Yes, he knew a part. 18. I put her as the Arctic view! How? Shes cold as ice, and like a magnet attracts me so. 2 of them get married, night of the bridal chamber. Bid farewell to the guests, the public suddenly found a house of dumplings to Rice-meat dumplings on the bed? S