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100个冷笑话脑筋急转弯（100 cold jokes; a nervous bend） 100 cold jokes; a nervous bend 1, Kiss is a verb, an adjective, or a noun? Answer conjunction. The failure of the 2 heart surgery, the doctor asked the patient what expiring words to explain, you guess what will he say? The answer is, you dont understand my heart. 3 men drink together, why not play games? Answer it the hard way. 4 divide 8 into two, what is it? Answer 0. 5 when will the sun rise in the west? When the answer is sworn. 6, a newborn baby, two children and he was born on the same day the same month, and the same parents were born, but they are not twins, is this possible? The answer may be that they are triplets. 7 Whats the first thing everyone has to do in the morning? Answer open your eyes. In the 8 city, a new hospital has been opened up, with advanced facilities and good service. But the strange thing is: there is not a patient here. Why is that? This is the veterinary hospital. 9 how can you change ice into water immediately in winter without heating it? The answer removes two points of ice. 10 a hungry cat walked beside from a fat rat, why the hungry cat was completely indifferent goes its way, did not even look at the mouse? A blind cat meets a dead mouse. What is the secret of longevity for the 11? Answer to keep breathing, dont give up. 12 the more angry something is, the bigger it becomes Answer temper. 13 What are the flowers that bloom all year round? Answer plastic flowers. 14 why does Chang e like living on the moon? Answer to eat rabbit Sheung moth. 15 Where is the narrowest road? Answer yuanjialuzhai. 16 what do you call farting before you die? Answer ring (latest joke) joke brainteasers. 17 when someone knocks at the door, you never say come in The answer is in the bathroom. 18 what is the smallest island in the world? Answer safe island on the road. 19 Where is the safest place when the earth explodes? Answer hell. A group of 20 large husbands gathered henpecked man how to revive the glory