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经典笑话30（Classic jokes 30） The dog we were actually facing a barking, my mother instantly burst F, rushed the dog said what, dont know?! I dont know if the dog recognized it or called it. Convention, this is not GC... My mom looks like Yiyouweijin, shouting dont go! Come back! He actually didnt go, turn back drooping head to listen to my mother Balabala a good education, the general content is our old Cengfan dare to call us, added at the end of the sentence dare call, the dog is actually like to understand it Wang, my father and I instantly laugh about...... New year, forget the past, optimistic forward!! 9, just sleep, dream of 100 days, I will entrance exam, ash often nervous and helpless, surprised in a cold sweat...... Wake up and relax, found that there are 98 days before the entrance exam. Bless me. 10, look and could not help but recall the distant student, said high school classmate is the kind of girl special quiet small obediently, her family wants to get into medical school, I (the male) - scare her medicine to dissect the S body Oh, then steal a piece of human flesh to send me...... Her face was pale with fear, but she still listen to the home then admitted to the medical college...... This is the background mobile phone party small cut...... One day after I went to college, I received the letter from mm. When I opened it, I dropped a piece of dried meat in it. The letter read: as you wish, it is enclosed. A specimen of the upper biceps brachii. QB practice, this is not the GC - I was in shock when a guy came on the bedroom next door saw it then, he took a jerky, saying: good stuff is not for brothers to share, then grabbed a bite of biceps...... 11 and 1998, she: Hello, I am your deskmate. Me: Oh, I see. In 1999, she: this question will not teach me. Me: change, Chinese homework for me to copy. In 2000, she: the fast exam, Im afraid the exam is not good. Me: then spend money to go to the city. In 2001, she: I did not pass the exam. Me: why not listing at