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交通笑话（Traffic joke） Im having hiccups There was a funny car on the road, and it jumped every 30 seconds Under the. The policeman came up to the driver and said, Hello, whats wrong with your car? The car is fine, oh, the driver said. It jumped because I had hiccups.! How much do you know about speed? A: how come you dont have speed? B: I dont need it, so its taken apart. A: No. How do you know the speed without the speedometer? B: its very simple. 20 kilometers per hour, the exhaust pipe makes a noise, 30 per hour I started shaking when the door of the kilometer rang and 40 kilometers per hour. Save I heard your car is having trouble. One neighbor asked the other. Yes, the car The owner replied, I bought a new carburetor that saves 30% of the gasoline, a province. A new transmission of oil 50% and a new 40% spark plug with fuel saving. What was the result? Neighbor asked. After 60 kilometers, the oil in the tank overflowed.. Occupational sensitivity The insurance company clerk and his wife drove the orthodox. Suddenly the brakes failed as the car went downhill. Oh, my God! The car wont stop. What should I do? shouted his wife Prayer. He instructed his wife to say, and then find something cheap to hit.! Psychological operation We take the car on the highway, the driver of a car arm Yanran At the speed of 150 kilometers per hour, flying between the size cars makes passengers worried. Honey, the appearance of a passenger to his wife and winked and said, Strange!! Last night I dreamed of my dead grandfather who stood on a bridge and waved at me. His wife, as if nothing had happened, said, Oh! Then you have to be careful recently. The driver from the rear-view mirror to suspicious eyes looked at them at a glance, then gradually speed Slow down, and at last we arrived at our destination safe and sound. Put in the wrong place The first time the car was opened, the wife said to her husband: Except for the small mirror, everything is all right.. Why? It doesnt fit because it d