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DONGCHENGXIJIU 旁白: 黄药师，欧阳锋，段正淳，洪七, 周伯通， who are called 东邪西毒南帝北丐中神通， are know to everyone. Today we want to show you some absurd affairs happened in their youth.Do you know what happened,don’t laugh~! First, let’s have a look at 段王爷and his grandpa. PART 1 段王爷的爷爷：Thanks gods. One of our Duan family can enter the heaven. 段王爷：Grandpa, I don’t understand. 段王爷的爷爷：You tell me you have a dream and saw god last night, don’t you? 段王爷：Yes! 段王爷的爷爷：So that it is.When I was very very young, my grand father told me that a great grandson of mine , who is reincarnated by god, will unpuzzle the dream for me. I’m 189 years old now, I have been worried about not being able to wait so long. But I’m so glad you are here now. 段王爷：Grandpa, what does the dream mean? 段王爷的爷爷：I can’t remember, it’s long time ago. 段王爷：xia ？You kidding man. 段王爷的爷爷：You are the only one without sense of humor in the Duan family.If you want to enter the heaven, you must to find someone who calls“zhenxinren”. 段王爷：zhenxinren? 段王爷的爷爷：His first name is Huang, and there are three”six” on his breast. Only if he says he loves you three times, and you can go to the heaven. 段王爷：Oh, I really can be an angle.A YA~So my marriage with the beautiful princess zhouzhiruo of jinlun country must be cancel? 段王爷的爷爷：(兜头打) Stupid! Foolish! You are out of your mind! You shouldn’t fall in love with a girl on earth. How do you know the angels are not beautiful than your zhiruo？ 众女生：(销魂)Honey… Honey… 段王爷的爷爷：Coming, coming. (转头再踢啊一一脚！) Stupid! 段王爷： So how can you fall in love with girls on earth? 段王爷的爷爷：Foolish! Have you ever seen an 189-year-old man who is loved by so many girls? Am I not happier than gods? Why do I have to be a god? Stupid! 段王爷：qie~You don’t want to be an angle, but I want. Ok, I will go to cancel my marriage first, and then go to find my zhenxinren。 ???? ???? 旁白: the queen of jinlun and欧阳峰 are lover.They want to get the imperial jade seat, which is owned by the third princess zhouzhiruo. So they