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Something you should know about cat 精灵猫猫宝典 猫之“十诫” The Ten Cat Commandments 1、我是你房子的主人。 I am the Lord of your house. 2、在我面前你不能有其他宠物。 You shall have no other pets before me. 3、你永远都不能忽视我的存在。 You shall not ever ignore me. 4、只要我愿意，就可以忽视你的存在。 I shall ignore you when I feel like it. 5、我时刻都陪着你，所以你应 该心存感激。 You shall be grateful that I even give you the time of day. 6、要记得我的食盘，并保持它是满着的。 Remember my food dish and keep it full. 7、你应该倾其所有为我添置玩具和礼物。 You shall spend most of your money on toys and gifts for me. 8、你的膝盖应该时刻准备好，好让我能蜷在上面睡觉。 You shall always have your lap ready for me to curl up in. 9、你应该对我倾注超出需要之外的爱和关注。 You shall shower me with love and attention upon demand. 10、最重要的是，只要能让我开心，什么事情你都应该去做。 Above all,you shall do anything and everything it takes to keep me happy. 以猫为鉴 Things you can learn from your cat 1、将世界变成你的游乐场。 Make the world your playground. 2、如果你不能随心所欲想干什么就干什么，那就趴在键盘上直到能做为止。 If you cant get your way,lay across the keyboard till you do. 3、永远都能找到一处明媚的阳光打个小盹。 Always find a good patch of sun to nap in. 5、好奇心从来就杀不死什么东西，只可能消耗一点时间。 Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours. 6、顺着你的路一直爬到顶端，这就是窗帘的作用。 Climb your way to the top,thats why the curtains are there. 4、遇到麻烦的时候，只用发出咕噜咕噜声，并做可爱状。 When in trouble,just purr and look cute. 捣蛋猫的生存之道 Rules for cats to live by 尽可能多地横冲直撞，并尽可能地靠近人类，特别是当他们抱着东西在楼梯上时，以及当他们早上刚起床光线昏暗时。这可以帮助他们练习协调能力。 As often as possible,dart quickly and as close as possible in front of the human,especially on stairs,when they have something in their arms,in the dark,and when they first get up in the morning.This will help their coordination skills. 行走 Walking 躲藏 Hiding 时不时藏在某个人类找不到你的地方。在任何情况下，三到四个小时之内都不要出来。这会让人类惊慌（他们很喜欢这种感觉），以为你逃走了或者丢了。一旦你真的出来了，人类会用爱和亲吻包围你，而且你说不定能得到大餐奖励。 Every now and then,hide in a place where the humans cant find you.Do not come out for three to four hours under any circumstances.This will cause the humans to panic(which they love)，thinking that you have run away or are lost.Once you do come out,the humans will