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The Bro Code 《兄弟法则》 =====本作品由以下成员荣誉制作 感谢他们的无私奉献======翻译： Miko 空空樱 夕霏 enid Jane Allen Layla 校对：YY mtsaai Jack 后期美工：老T Will Jack总监：Jack ========== YYeTs人人影视海外文学翻译组 倾情奉献 ==========纠错交流邮箱 novel@-==我们的宗旨：分享，学习，进步==- For me, The best Bro I know 献给我， 史上最好的兄弟 献给史上最好的兄弟 我自己  Table of Contents 目录 Introduction 介绍 What Is A Bro 什么是兄弟 Brocabulary 兄弟词表 Origin 起源 The Bro Code 兄弟法则 Amendments 修正案 Violations 违规行为 Glossary 词汇表  INTRODUCTION Whether we know it or not, each of us lives a life governed by an internalized code of conduct. Some call it morality. Others call it religion. I call it The Bro Code. 不知道你有没有意识到，我们每个人的生活都被潜在的行为准则支配着。有些人称之为道德。其他人称之为宗教。而我称之为《兄弟法则》。 For centuries men have attempted to follow this code with no universal understanding of what such an arrangement meant: Is it okay to hug a Bro?If Im invited to a Bros wedding, do I really have to bring a gift?2 Can I sleep with a Bros sister or mother or both? 3 一直以来，人们一直试图遵循这个法则，但：可以拥抱你的兄弟吗？如果我被邀请参加兄弟的婚礼，真的要送礼吗？我可以和兄弟的姐妹、老妈、或两者上床吗？ 1Never 1从不 2 Nope 2 没必要 3 Dude. Come on. 3兄弟，别闹了。 Now for the first time on paper, I have recorded the rules of social decorum that Bros have practiced since the dawn of man... if not before. The Bro Code previously existed only as an oral tradition (heh), so I have journeyed the globe to piece together and transcribe the shattered fragments of The Bro Code, pausing only to flesh it out myself (double heh). While not intending to write a Guide to Being a Bro, if men should treat it as such and pass this compendium of knowledge from one generation to the next, I have little doubt it would bring a tear to my eye. But爊ot爋ut of it. That would be a violation of? HYPERLINK http://www.thebrocode.co.uk/thecode.cgi?article=41 Article 41: A Bro Never Cries. 现在我将《兄弟法则》第一次付诸文字，这些是兄弟们自从人类之初——乃至更久之前——就开始遵循的社交礼仪。在此之前，《兄弟法则》只以口口相传的形式流传于世（哈），所以我走遍全世界，收集并誊写兄弟法则支离破碎的片段，停下休息也只是为了用自身经历充实法则内容（哈哈）。尽管无意写一本《怎样成为好兄弟指南》，但如果人们愿意这样看待它，并且将这座知识的宝库代代相传，我想这还是会让我有那么点儿热泪盈眶的。但不会哭出来，不然就违背了法则第41条：男人不得哭泣。