【学英语】老友记第一季第一集中英文台词S01E01.pdfVIP

薁 《老友记》 第一季 第一集 腿 （中央咖啡厅） 蚄 没什么好说的！他只不过是我的同事 羃 Theres nothing to tell. Its just some guy I work with. 芃 少来了，和你交往的男人… 羈 Come on. Youre going out with a guy. 螄 多多少少一定有点问题！ 莄 Theres gotta be something wrong with him. 螀 他既驼背又戴假发？ 螆 So does he have a hump and a hair piece? 袄 等一下，他是不是会吃粉笔？ 螄 Wait. Does he eat chalk? 蒂 我只是不希望你 重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙 蝿 I dont want her to go through what I went through with Carl. Oh. 羄 各位放轻松，这不算约会 袁 Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. 羀 不过是两个人一起出去吃晚餐 而且不上床 薈 Its just two people going out to dinner and not having sex. 羄 对我来说这就是约会 节 Sounds like a date to me. 蚂 做了个梦，在中学时代 我站在餐厅中央… 芇 Im back in high school, in the middle of the cafeteria... 莇 突然发现自己全身赤裸 蚃 ...and I realize Im totally naked. 肀 对，没错 我做过那样的梦 莀 Oh, yeah. Ive had that dream. 蒇 我低头一看，看见有一个电话… 肄 Then I look down and I realize there is a phone... 袂 在那里 聿 ...there. 薇 而不是… 没错 蒅 Instead of... Thats right! 芀 我没做过那样的梦 没有 袈 That one, Ive never had. No. 薇 突然，那个电话响了 薂 All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. 羂 结果是我妈妈打来的 蚇 And it turns out its my mother. 蚇 这非常奇怪 因为她从来都不会打电话给我！ 羃 Which is very, very weird because she never calls me. 葿 嗨 蚀 Hi. 螇 这家伙说〝嗨〞的时候 我却想杀了我自己 莃 This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself. 膁