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英语小笑话故事带翻译简单 Vacationing in Milan，my friend Chad was counting on seeing Leonardo da Vinci’s famous painting The Last Supper”. With only vague directions, he soon became lost Questioning pedestriansdidnthelp,sinceChadspoke no Italian. 在米兰度假期间，我的朋友查特期望能看一眼达·芬奇的杰作“最后的晚餐”。因为不是很清楚具体的位置，他很快就迷了路。他不会说意大利语，所以也无法询问行人。 As a last resort，he sketched the well-known scene of Jesus and the 12 apostles and showed the drawing to passers-by，asking help in finding his way. Twice the directions he received led him to nearby restaurants. 查特使出了最后一招，他粗略地画了一下人人皆知的耶稣和十二个弟子在一起的场面，把它递给了路人，请求帮助。有两次他按所指的路来到了附近的餐馆。 Late for an appointment, I dashed out the front door and realized that I had left my keys on the kitchen counter. The back door was unlocked，but a six一foot wooden fence stood between keys and me. The car was parked so that I could stand on it to get up on the fence, but having put on my tightest jeans that morning, I couldnt get my other leg over far enough to reach anything on the other side. 约会马上就要迟到了，我冲出了前门，接着意识到我把钥匙落在了厨房的台子上。后门没有关，但是在我和钥匙之间隔了一排六英尺高的木围墙。车子就停在木围墙的旁边，所以我能踩着爬上围墙，但是那天早上我恰巧穿的是那条紧身牛仔裤，无法把另一条腿叉开得足够远，以触及围墙那一边的任何物体。 While straddling the fence, my dog nipping at my foot, I noticed a neighbor laughing at my predicament. Just as I was about to fall off and hope for the best, my neighbor cried, “wait” and disappeared into the house. Assuming he was going to get ladder to rescue me, I waited. 跨骑在栅栏上，我的狗不时地咬我的脚，这时，我发现有位邻居正格格地笑我的窘境。正当我要跳下去，祈求上帝保佑之时，那位邻居嚷道:“等一等!”旋即进了屋子。我琢磨着他是去拿梯子来搭救我，于是我就等着。 Minutes later he returned with his wife. okay,”he yelled, I just wanted Joanna to see this!” 几分钟后，他和太太一起回来了。“好了，”他冲我喊道:“我只是想让乔安娜也来瞧瞧。” All the housewives who went to the new supermarket had one great ambition: to be the lucky customer who did not have to pay for her shopping. For this was what the notice just inside the entrance promised. It said: remember, once a week，one of our customers gets free goods. This