505 The One With All the Kips-英语学习参考资料.doc

505 The One With All the Kips [Scene: Chandler and Joeys, 3:02 A.M., Chandler is up. Theres a knock on the door and Chandler answers it.] Monica: (quietly) Hi! Chandler: (quietly) Hi! (They both start kissing.) (Joey enters and Chandler pushes her away.) Joey: Monica? What time is it? Chandler: Uhh, 9. (He pushes the clock into the sink.) Joey: But its dark out. Monica: Well thats because you always sleep to noon, silly! This is what 9 looks like. Joey: I guess Ill get washed up then. Watch that sunrise. (He goes into the bathroom.) Monica: Im really getting tired of sneaking around. Chandler: I know, me too. Hey! Yknow what if we went away for a whole weekend? Yknow wed have no interruptions and we could be naked the entire time. Monica: All weekend? Thats a whole lotta naked. Chandler: Yeah, I can say that I have a conference and you can say you have a chef thing. Monica: Ohh, Ive always wanted to go to this culinary fair that they have in Jersey! Chandler: Okay, yknow your not though. Lets go. (He starts for his bedroom.) Monica: Wait! What about Joey? (Chandler opens the bathroom door to reveal Joey passed out on the toilet with a toothbrush in his mouth.) Opening Credits [Scene: Monica and Rachels, the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast.] Monica: (entering from her room) Hey, guess what Im doing this weekend! Im going to this culinary fair in New Jersey. Phoebe: Oh weird, Chandler just told us hes got a conference there! Monica: Oh now that-that-thats funny, it seems like Chandlers conference couldve been in Connecticut or Vermont. Chandler: Im not in charge of where the conference is held. Do you want people to think its a fake conference? Its a real conference. Ross: (entering) Hey. Joey: Hey! Monica: Hey. Ross: Is Rachel here? I gotta talk to her. Monica: No, shes out shopping. Ross: Damn! Chandler: Whats going on? Ross: I told Emily to come. And I just need to yknow, talk to Rachel about it. Phoebe: Wait a minute! So when Emily co