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英语小笑话(带翻译) my little dog cant read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: Its no use, my little dog cant read. 我的狗不识字 布朗夫人：哦， 亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！ 史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！ 布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。” Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. 两只鸟 老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？ 学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。 老师：请说说看。 学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。 （1） A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, What are you doing in there? she asked. 一位女士打开冰箱门，发现一只兔子坐在其中的一层隔板上，就问它：“你在那里做什么？” The rabbit replied, This is a Westinghouse, isnt it? 兔子回答：“这是Westinghouse对不对？”（Westinghouse，西屋电气公司） The lady confirmed, Yes. 女士确认道：“没错。” Well, the rabbit said,Im westing. 兔子说：“那就对了，我就是要往西边去。” （2） Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me? 兔子：你确信这瓶特制胡萝卜汁能治好我的病？ Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another. 医生：当然咯，凡是喝过的兔子没有一只来要第二瓶的。 （3） Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from? 兔宝宝：妈咪，我是从哪儿来的呢？ Mother Rabbit: Ill tell you when youre older. 兔妈妈：等你长大点再告诉你。 Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now. 兔宝宝：噢妈咪，现在就告诉我吧，求您了。 Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magicians hat. 兔妈妈：如果你一定要知道，那我告诉你你是从魔术师的帽子里被拽出来的。 32 | 评论 2011-2-14 20:29 海贼王r | 三级 He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: Thats too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？ 约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。 汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？ 约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。 I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, What happened? A kid bit me, replied Ivan. Would you recognize him if you saw him aga