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最贱的句话（The most humble sentence） 1, my advantage is: I am handsome, but my shortcoming is: I am handsome is not obvious. 2, talk about money, not hurt feelings, talk about feelings, the most fucking hurt money. 3, I curse you buy instant noodles, no seasoning bag. 4. The accountant said, you can get your salary later. I dont have any change here.. 5, although you wear some cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scumbag. 6, once I went to the streets, a group of girls stopped me, they said I was handsome, I do not admit, they hit me, but also said I was hypocritical. 7, a cup of Sanlu for the party to drink. 8, the most mysterious department in history: the relevant departments. 9, in my life, only two things will not: this will not, and that will not. 10, others have the background, and I have a lot of back. 11, do not treat shrimp as seafood. 12, I am an angel. I can not go back to heaven because of my weight. 13, the woman like hanging QQ, every day to coax her 2 hours, and soon will be able to sun. 14, liar too much, fool obviously not enough. 15, your phone is cheaper than the telephone bill. 16, not afraid of thieves with tools, afraid of thieves! 17, have the time to learn Feng Shui, after the death of a good tomb, but also make up for the lifetime can not afford to buy a good room regret. 18, Ming Sao is easy to hide, dark base to prevent. 1. and then forced me, then forced me to play dead for you! 2., Lao Zi not only has cars, but also his own! 3. so many people despise me, who are you? 4. kill me, and say nothing; you have not done anything to the beauty! 5. I have good luck, beriberi is also good! 6. mirrors always reflect light! 7. handsome have a P? Is not yet been pawns to eat good! 8. give me, you dont have to worry, there is no wrong thing! 9. dont be nervous, Im not a nice guy...... 10. dont thank, thank over how to face to you ah! 11. dont tell me to let the horse come - Im Affandi! 12. you ignore me, then ignore me into! 13. when did the bright moon a