生活中让我石化的场景（The petrified scenes of life）.docVIP

生活中让我石化的场景（The petrified scenes of life） The petrified scenes of life Scene in my life petrified Petrochemical, life 1. a few friends and I go to the mall, stroll around the elevator upstairs and then decided to take a stroll, in a remote elevator for a while found the elevator is disabled only, then one of my friends very cow x said: Okay, lets be idiotic. 2. when I was a child watching TV, two people kiss, I asked my grandmother: grandma, what do they do? Grandma said: sincere words and earnest wishes baby ah, do not learn them, which is the old society, people eat 3. morning and afternoon wife quarrel, received a customer message, said the couple quarrel wife always stay in Restroom for a long time, long husband asked why, the wife said to wash the toilet, wash the toilet can ask husband gas? The wife says you use your toothbrush every time you use it. Look, after the first time to his wife made a phone call to apologize... 4. question: I QQ grade 3 sun, my girlfriend only 3 stars, how she matched me? Answer: you are not satisfied with it? Is your day, she is ok! 5., once parents are not at home, so BF came to my house to live a home, my two dogs excited to play with him, he also bought food for the dog... Late night, tired sleep, dogs sleep next to the bed There was sex at midnight... We were both anthracene and anthracene, and I could not help but call out... As a result, the two dogs were frightened and did not know what was happening. They looked at us in terror and barked... So embarrassed... 6. this morning by bus to go out and buy things, the people are not wanted have dizzy spells, a childs words, I completely awake! The child is 3.4 years old, with a man on the car, has been in the car called the uncle to buy him what his uncle said, do not buy, I have a lot of things like this, the child said uncle you dont hurt me, his uncle said I give you it also bought a set of Beaming with Joy * * (didnt hear), the child followed by a word to the people of the whol