英语搞笑话剧两个女人及战争.docVIP

A War between Two Women两个女人之间的战争 　 很好的6人英语短剧剧本。两个女孩同时看上了一个男孩，女人之间的战争，有意思。==-00 Cast： Angela Ivy Peggy Lucy Yu-ting Ithca Scoundrel -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene I 购物场景 (Peggy and Lucy are shopping. They buy a lot of stuff. Suddenly, they see a handsome man.) Lucy: Oh my god ! What a treasure. Peggy: He is so handsome, just like my charming prince in dreams. Lucy: Look! He has beautiful eyes and he looks so gentle and charming. Peggy: He’s a present that God gave me. Peggy Lucy: I love him so much; I want to be his girlfriend! Peggy: Hay! (Looks angry). Lucy, he belongs to me, OK? Lucy: Stupid woman! I saw him first. He’s mine. Peggy: No, no, no, ugly woman. I saw him much earlier than you. Lucy: What? I’m more beautiful than you. Peggy: But I’m taller. Look at you, little short hobbit. Lucy: What? Little short hobbit? You are a small-eyed girl. Peggy: You’re so mean. Lucy: You too. (Peggy and Lucy get angry) Peggy: Hmm! I hate you. Lucy: Me too! (Now the war of these two women begins) Scene II 两个女人在男人周围 (Peggy and Lucy surround the man, and they are pulling and dragging the man. ) Peggy: Please be my boyfriend, I’m more beautiful than Lucy. I’ll be a good girlfriend. Andy: Sure. You’re very beautiful. You’re like a super model. To be your boyfriend is my honor. (Lucy drags the man to her side.) Lucy: I really love you very much. I can give you a happy life. Andy: You’re very beautiful, too! Especially your big eyes! They’re very charming! Andy: What should I do? I want to choose Peggy, but I also want to choose Lucy. Peggy: Let’s go to the movies on Sunday. Andy: Ok! Lucy: Let’s go to the movies tomorrow, OK? Andy: Sure! Andy: Oh~ I’m so happy! There’re two beautiful girls are quarreling over me. Look at them; they have long legs, big chest and charming eyes. I’m so lucky! Scene III 偶遇 (Lucy, Peggy, and Bonnie meet unexpectedly. Lucy and Peggy stare at each other.) Lucy: Bon