笑话公知表弟系列（Joke known cousin series）.docVIP

笑话公知表弟系列（Joke known cousin series） Cousin asked me why so many elite, I hope the heavenly palace launch failure? I always uphold the elegant attitude answer: they love the failed launch of Like attracts like., is because the product itself is their failure to launch Cousin said: the United States three times to save China, the truth!! I said: I have saved you three times, for the first time, I and a few buddies smoked you, I started the lightest.. The second time, a bully beat us, and you handed me a stick in front of me with your body behind me. The third time you and my enemies for me. I fell out, for your banner. Cousin is very grateful: brother, thank you.. I laughed. Im saving you fourth times now., Give me my wallet. Its dangerous to take money with me And cousin in his home chat, heard downstairs buy food shouted. Cousin said: incompetent security, the TMD vendors and put it into the cell. Id like to make a complaint on the phone. Five minutes later, security arrived. Cousin took out his cell phone, opened the camera, rushed to the balcony. I asked: what do ah?. My cousin said excitedly: I want to take away the scene security vendors, to the Internet, for the poor hawkers. I praise: your Chinese conscience!. I asked my cousin, there is such a man who is not talking about his family, but his family.. Picky about their family, even harsh, tolerant and generous to other families. My home have something good always modest and prudent, a little good people often put up a pageantry. Some evil deeds of my family are resolutely attacked, others have evil deeds to help them, and the left covers the right ones. Cousin said: this person is not Lei Feng, is known! I praised: known are living Lei feng! At home cooked pork at noon, open a bottle of beer, enjoy a day, a rare leisure. Suddenly, cousin came and cursed, how can you eat it?! Do you know the seventy year old beggar dry gnaw Clay oven rolls in 100 meters away from your home to the bridge, downstairs in the stalls