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语文-附录1（Language - Appendix 1） Funny words about Chinese characters Yue said: the day to lose weight. Too big to say: little JJ? Yue said to Japan, its time to grow.! Nannan will say: on abortion? Yes, he said. Buy a car? On Yue said: do you! West said to the spill, is it raining outside? The ruler said to the corpse, is your house stolen? The cow said to her, flat shoes!. The wood says to big: originally is a MM.! Man said to him, you are my reflection.. The cow said: you go to root? I have a housing project, he told me. How much did you cut your staff? The garrison of Xu said: we are like twins. The hand of Mao said: you dare to face. Is the only said: the wind hats? The son of Jue said: dont fasten the belt? To do so is to say, balance is the absolute principle.! Crystal said to the product, isnt your house decorated? You take my place, he said! The Bian said: stand up to the rafters rotten. The dog Fu said: look you that pretend to be cool! Men have strength, said the man to tian! Harm of nonsense: dude, white eyes long? Man said to Tian: dude, what cant be done here? The sheep says to the kind: elder brother, recently hurt? The man said to his shoulder, boy, did you go to the moon? Check on it and said: you should balance beam jiagen! Inch said: father, buy a recliner? The witch said, the ski lift is limited to two passengers.. There are bribes, said: still good money ah!! Stare at the bite and say, how did you grow one eye? The ox says to the piece: depend on people, you are a thing? Mom said: the only woman to call mom! Jade said to the king, you are always a little bit worse than me.! Sue said to her body, let it go, its easy.! Stay to apricot and say, look, youre a wooden head.. And yes, but said: timid, and ask bodyguards? From a to say: this practice, finger zen, very tired? Say love and dont be jilted! The woman said: its great to have a son. See to shellfish say: the leg unbend, became treasure? The nephew surnamed said: who said a boy or girl? Up to you