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儿童幽默小笑话大全（Childrens funny little joke） Im in the newspaper The husband admission in this life fame is hopeless, all hopes are pinned on her daughter, her daughter often urge Study hard, so that some day in the future to establish reputation as an authority. One day, as soon as her husband came home, the daughter of elementary school shouted at him excitedly: Daddy!! Im in the newspaper! The husband is glad and excited: ah? Tell me whats on fathers day I put the newspaper on the floor and stood up, she said. Husband: halo...... The worlds best sentence making Award: Happy 6.1! The child asked his mother, how do you make a sentence with ABCDEFG? Mum: A! This B kid, Cs? Standing on D with bare feet, EF does not wear, and shows little GG! Bang Bang problem Nephew: uncle, you are going to get married? Uncle: Yes. My nephew: Tang aunt or uncle aunt: that song? Who do you love? My nephew: of course shop Tang aunt! Uncle: why? Because Tang aunt nephew: there is a lot of a lot of good stuff! Uncle: why not love song aunt nephew: because she is a teacher?! she has a lot of difficult questions of the bang bang oh! I like women The colleagues son went to kindergarten, came back to call the little partner to go out to play, and always asked the man, and the colleague asked him, why dont you ask the girl? I dont like girls.. Then how do you like your mother? The little man held up for a long time and said, I dont like girls, but I like women.! Rotten radish When I was in primary school and several children to go to school next to the garden are the other kids steal turnips in pull, I feel shy timid Stubbs, pick up a on the side, then I was rotten later when caught by the teacher, the penalty we stood on the platform to radish to eat so others are good to eat radish, I only eat rotten radish this thing of my education, or do not do bad things, do bad things do not have completely. Be like a man One of my girls, QQ, talks about one thing. Female students have a little nephew, 4 yea