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医生手术室里的调侃(A joke in the doctors room)

医生手术室里的调侃(A joke in the doctors room) A joke in the doctors room. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- - 1, slippers. In the country hospital, there is no nurse to push the car. As long as the patient is able to walk, we usually tell them to go into the operating room. To reduce pollution, we all told them to change into our operating room slippers. There were many of these slippers, and there were rows and rows of them, and there was no law, there was a summer cold, and there were the cloth slippers that were worn in the winter. Any patients I want to change. So the strange thing came, and after all these years of observation, I found that as long as it was a female patient, the cloth slippers were selected, regardless of season or temperature. As long as the male patient, basically will choose the cold drag, also regardless of season and temperature. I once asked a couple of female patients why they would choose cloth slippers in summer. Their answer is that the slippers are comfortable and clean. Im sweating. Its embarrassing. Because in fact, we get the cold slippers from time to time, well get the water halter top, and well be looking at it, and well just brush it, and the slippers... I dont say, you know. Also, we sterilize the slippers by holding them all in a room with an ultraviolet lamp for a few hours. If its a cold drag, because the whole thing is out there, the bacteria are basically all killed, and what about the cloth? Alas...... I dont say, you know. From this we can get the following inspirations: Women are easily deceived by the appearance of things 2. Women are insecure and like to be wrapped around; Men are more free and simple and direct. The deepest part of the cloth slippers is not only the bacteria, the feet, but also the boredom of a bored anesthesiologist. 2. Undress In the operating room, whether its an anesthetic or surgery, it often requires a part of the patients naked

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