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糗百经典 I have a cousin who speaks directly... Cut... One day go to the vegetable market to want to buy chicken leg, so come to the chicken shop to say to the boss: boss you sell chicken have front leg not, give me two! The boss smiled and said, the chicken that I sell has only the left and right leg, and you go somewhere else? Im a high school student, and... Cut his dick... One of the students in the class, the blood seasickness, was very serious, and the blood was all soft. Just now, we all talked about the blood seasickness, I say to the same place: you say don XX (dizzy blood of the elder brothers), see the virgin red will be impotent... So the class is boiling... And the husband together temporarily to learn cooking, do a dish boiled meat, honey tastes silence for a while asked me how much salt, I said in around literally put some food, husband said that the next time you just half a month. ...... Half a month... Take the bus today and fill it up. When the two children stood by my side, the woman was coughing and I was ready to give up my seat, so I patted the man and asked, is she sick? The mans face is suddenly stiff, weak return: you TMD is sick! I remember one morning, I took a taxi ...... Be useful and cut... In the back of the taxi, I caught a glimpse of two baozi in a bag in the seat. Then the driver asked, where? I dont know which nerve has been drawn. The driver was lost in a moment. My brother felt very ashamed and ran as he got out of the car. The roar of the driver of the driver was swaying in the wind: it was a labor breakfast!!! Sorry, driver! I concave!!! My intelligence is too low!!! Vacuum flask tea in use for more than a month, in the bottle to bottle. Something like a sieve, I subconsciously when then make the teapot, always put the tea in the screen, and then a drink is a mouth tea, just suddenly a flash of inspiration, placing the tea directly into the cup lid on screen again, nima can directly bubble, also wont drink tea into your mouth! Ni