Four Weddings And A Funeral Script.doc

Four Weddings And A Funeral Script -Good morning, Mrs. Statons. -Morning, madam. Late! Late! At last. Sorry were late. put it in the back. Oh, fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Oh, fuck! Fuck! Right, we take yours. It only goes 40 miles an hour. What turnoff? Better not be the B359. Its the B359. Fuck it! Fuck! Fuck. Come on. Fuck! Fuck. Fuck. Fuck! Fuckity fuck. Bugger. You look fine. Is it twisted? Hello! You look lovely. Hello, Charles! Theres a greatness to your lateness. Its not achieved without real suffering. I am so, so sorry. Ill kill myself after the service, if thats any consolation. Doesnt matter. Tom was standing by. Thanks, Tom. Youre a saint. And a disastrous haircut. You havent forgotten the rings? No. Hate people being late. Here we go. Oh, isnt she lovely? Scarlett, youre blind. She looks like a big meringue. Dear friends, what a joy it is to welcome you to our church... ...on this wonderful day for Angus and Laura. Before we start the service, let us all join together... ...in the first hymn. And did those feet... ...in ancient time Walk upon Englands mountain green And was the holy... ...Lamb of God On Englands pleasant... ...pastures seen And did the countenance divine Shine forth upon... ...our clouded hills And was Jerusalem... ...builded here Among those dark satanic mills Scarlett. Dearly beloved, we are gathered here... ...in the sight of God and in the face of this congregation... ...to join together this man and this woman in holy matrimony. Which is an honorable estate... ...instituted in the time of mans innocency. -Back in a sec. -lf any man can show... ...any just cause or impediment... ...why they may not be lawfully joined together... ...let him speak now or forever hold his peace. Do you promise to love her... ...comfort her, honor and keep her