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Heres my day so farWent to jail lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kickedPretty goodStill things could be a lot worseOh thats right I’m falling to my deathGuess they cantHow did it all come to this you ask?My end starts at the beginningThe very beginningYes that’s meI had a fairly standard childhoodI came from what you might call a broken homeLiterally brokenI was eight days old and still living with my parentsHow sad is that?Clearly it was time to move onHere is your Minion he will take care of youAnd here is your nippleYou are destined for I didnt quite hear that last partBut it sounded importantDestined for what?I set out to find my destinyTurns out a kid from the Blaupunkt quadrant had the exact same ideaThat was the day I met Mr Goody-two-shoesAnd our glorious rivalry was born!Could this be what I was destined for?A dream life filled with luxury?Apparently notEven fate picks its favorites天将降大任于斯人也No big deal难不倒我A much different fate awaited meA babyHow thoughtfulOh yes yes I saw it and thought of youLuckily I found a lovely little place to call homeCan we keep it?A place that taught me the differences between rightand wrongMr Goody-Two-Shoes on the other handhad life handed to him on a silver platterOur baby can flyYes yes Nothing but the best for you DarlingThe power of flight invulnerability and great hairBut I had something far far greaterMy amazing intellectA knack for building objects of mayhemAfter a few years and with some time off for good behaviorI was given an opportunity to better myself through learningAt a strange place called shh-oolIt was there that I once again ran into Mr Goody-Two-ShoesHe had already amassed a gigantic army of soft-headed groupies已经积累了一票的粉丝He bought their affections with showmanship and extravagant gifts of deliciousnessso I too would make this popped-corn and win over those mindless dregsLights out!Thats when I learned a very hard lessonGood receives all the praise and adulationWhile evil is sent to quiet time in the