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CABINPRESSURE

Series2,Episode6:Limerick

(Bing-Bong)

DOUGLAS:Goodevening,ladiesandgentlemen,werenowabouthalfwaythroughourflightfrom

HongKongtoLimerick.AndIjustthoughtIdletyouknowthatIambored,bored,bored,bored,

bored,bored!Were,unbelievably,stillflyingoverRussia,whichcontinuestobestupidlybig,really

enormous,farbiggerthannecessary.Wevebeenintheairnowforaboutaweek.Itdoesntlook

likewellbelandinguntilthelastsyllableofrecordedtime.Soifanyoneonboardknowsanycard

tricks,ghoststoriesorwouldliketohavesome,pleasedomakeyourwaytotheflightdeck.

Thankyou.

MARTIN:Err,ladiesandgentlemen,Ido…Idoprofoundlyapologizeformyfirstofficerandhisbadly

misjudgedattemptathumour.Idohopeyouwerentdistressedbyhisoutburst.And,andletme

justsay,inhisdefence,thatuphereintheflightdeckitisunbelievablybor-ring!

DOUGLAS:Soboring!

MARTIN:Sovery,very,very,boring!

DOUGLASMARTIN:Bored!

(Openingcredits-Thisweek:Limerick)

MARTIN:WhydoesTipperaryalwaysgettheblameforitbeingalongwayto?Itsanevenlonger

waytoLimerick.

DOUGLAS:Onlybyaboutthat30mi.

MARTIN:Dontsupposetheysingaboutitmuchtherethen.

DOUGLAS:What?Where?

MARTIN:ItsalongwaytoTipperary.InLimerick,welltheyprobablyhavetheirownversion.Itsa

shortwaytoTipperary.Imjustpoppinguptherenowactually.CanIgetyouanything?

DOUGLAS:TheyrecertainlybothahelloflongwayfromHongKong.

MARTIN:Thatstrue.Andalljustforthis(pattingatabox).Andyoudthinktheycouldpopitinthe

post,wouldntyou?

DOUGLAS:Well,itstimesensitiveofcourse.Andthechapwastellingmeitsmorevaluableounce

forouncethangold.Rhymesforflight(game).

MARTIN:Bite,Fight,Night,Right.

DOUGLAS:Ah,yes,heresone.(overintercom)Ladiesandgentlemen,werejustflyingover

Glouceste

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