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GreysAnatomyEpisodeScripts

Season6

6x16:PerfectLittleAccident

OriginalAirdate:3/4/2010

Writtenby:PeterNowalk

Directedby:BillD’elia

MeredithVO:Surgeonsaredetail-oriented.Welikestatisticsandchecklistsand

operatingprocedures.Ourpatientslivebecauseweenjoyfollowingthesteps.

Butaswemuchaswedlovetoalwaysrelyonthenumbers.Theplanwealso

knowthatsomeofthegreatestmedicaldiscoveries.Havehappenedby

accident.

Derek:Karev,youstillneedaliftto--oh,my—

Lexie:Oh,mygod!Whatareyoudoing?!Getout!

Derek:Uh—

Meredith:Wh-whyareyounaked?

Lexie:Oh.

Derek:Ishouldgo.

Lexie:God.No,pleasedontbemad.DerekwassupposedtobeAlex.

Meredith:Okay.Well,Alexlefttenminutesago.Andsincewhenareyoutwo

still—

Lexie:Sinceyoucaughtusthefirsttime.

Meredith:Mm-hmm.Lexie,thisisAlexweretalkingabout.Emotionally,hes

likemethreeyearsago.Youcantbehavingfeelingsforhim.Yourealizethat.

Lexie:Yeah,ofcoursenot.No.Its--itsjust.Okay?Theresnofeelings

involved.Right.

Meredith:Becauseyouareano-feelingstypeofgirl.Yourheartlivesinyour

vagina.

Lexie:It--doesnot.Okay?Iswear.Itsnotthistime.

Meredith:Okay.Sure.

Lexie:Myheartdoesnotliveinmy--vagina.

MeredithVO:Mold:penicillin.Poisonoustreebark:acureformalaria.

Doctor:Morning.

Derek:Morning.

MeredithVO:Alittlebluepillforhighbloodpressure,impotencebedamned.

Derek:Whatsgoingon?Huh?

Doctors:Gottago.

Drugreps:Oh,mygod!

Mark:Dude!

Derek:Whyisthismymorning?

Cristina:SoIflipthepatientintotrendelenburg.Teddyyanksoutthearterial

cannulaandconnectsthearteriallinetoavenous