搞笑英语谜语大全及答案.doc

搞笑英语谜语大全及答案

1.Whatroomhasnowalls,nodoors,nowindows,andnofloors?Amushroom.(????)

2.Whatissmallerthananinsectsmouth?

Anythingiteats.

3.Whatlargeinstrumentdoyoucarryinyourears?Drums,thatiseardrums.(????)

4.Whatstoomuchforone,justrightfortwo,butnothingatallforthree?

Asecret.

5.Whatpersontriedtomakeyousmilemostofthetime?Aphotographer.

6.Whatanimalhasaheadlikeacat,eyeslikeacat,ataillikeacat,butisntacat?

Akitten.(D???)

7.Whatsurprisingthingshappenevery24hours?

Daybreaks,butdoesntfall;nightfalls,butdoesntbreak.8.Whatcanhearyouwithoutearsandcanansweryouwithoutamouth?Anecho.(??éù)

9.WhatdoyouknowaboutthekingsofFrance?

Theyarealldead.

10.Whatquestioncanyouneveransweryesto

Areyouasleep?

11.Whydosomeoldpeopleneveruseglasses?

Theymustpreferbottlestoglasses.

12.Whyisthepersonwearingtwocoatswhilepaintingthehouse?BecausetheinstructionsonthepaintcansayPutontwocoatsforbestresults.

13.Whattwowordshavethousandsoflettersinthem?Postoffice.

14.Whatdoworkersdoinaclockfactory?

Theymakefacesallday.

15.What5-letterwordhas6leftwhenyoutake2lettersaway?Sixty.

16.Whendoyougoasfastasaracingcar?

Whenyouareinit.

17.Howmanysidesdoesahousehave?

Two-insideandoutside.

18.Whatneverasksanyquestionsbutalwaysgetsanswers?Adoorbell.

19.WheredidColumbusstandwhenhediscoveredAmerica?Onhisfeet.

20.Whentheboyfellintothewater,whatsthefirstthinghedid?Hegotwetfirstofall.

21.Whoisntyoursisterandisntyourbrother,butisstillachildofyourmotherandfather?

Imyself.

22.Whathasteethbutcannoteat?

Acomb.

23.Whatkindofmancanraisethingswithoutliftingthem?Afarmer.

24.Whydoestimefly?

Togetawayfromallthepeoplewhoaretryingtokillit.25.Namefivedaysoftheweekwithoutsa