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幽默风趣英语小故事三则 幽默风趣英语小故事：恭喜 Id like you to come right over, a man phoned an undertaker承办人, and supervise the burial of my poor, departed wife. Your wife! gasped the undertaker, Didnt I bury her two years ago? You dont understand, said the man, You see I married again. Oh, said the undertaker, Congratulations! 一位男子给殡仪馆老板打电话：“我希望你能来我这里主持我可怜的妻子的葬礼。” 老板吃力地说：“你的妻子!我在两年前没有埋葬她吗?” 男子说：“你不知道，我又结婚了” “噢”， 老板说，“恭喜恭喜!” 幽默风趣英语小故事：征婚启事 Things were really getting worse after the war. Life became so difficult that a lot of people lived in want在贫困中. A newspaper had published an advertisement for a man in want of tires: Owner of a truck would like to correspond with a widow who owns two tires. Object: matrimony结婚. Send picture of tires. 战后情况真是越来越糟了。生活变得非常艰难，缺少东西的人很多。 有一家报纸曾给一个需要轮胎的人登过一个这样的广告：“一部货车的车主愿意和一位备有两个轮胎的寡妇通信。目的：成婚。 要把轮胎的照片寄过来。” 幽默风趣英语小故事：一个遭遇海难的水手 A sailor was the only survivor of the shipwreck. He had to stay on a desert island for three years. One day he was very pleased to find a ship anchored in the day. When a small boat cameashore, an officer handed him a bunch of newspaper and said, The captain suggests you read whats going on the world, and then tell us if you want to be rescued. 一个水手是船只失事后唯一的幸存者。 他不得不在一个荒岛上待了三年。 有一天他非常高兴地看到一艘大船停泊在海湾了。有一只小艇驶到岸边来，一个军官把一捆报纸递给他，对他说：“船长建议你看看这些报纸，了解世情后再告诉我们，你想不想被解救。” 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。