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407-AnatomyofaJoke 1_Hi. MynameisThereseDoddandthesearemybreasts. Breastcancerisaseriousmatter. Earlydetectioncansavelives. Andso,asapublicservice,Iwillnowdemonstrateaself-exam. Hey. Hey. Thisisserious. Youdohaveabraonunderthat,right?No,Joey,whatIhaveisadrivetohelpwomen. Yeah,see,werelive,soitsprobablybestOkay,theretheyare. Anddidyouhearthehostsaythat?Saywewerelive?Yeah. ButIthoughtitwaslikeaseven-seconddelayorsomething. Didyoujust smileatyourlawyerbecausehecoachedyoutosaythat?-Objection. -No,Ismiledatmylawyerbecausehescute. Yourebeingsuedfor$2million,Ms. Dodd. Iwouldtakethismoreseriouslyi Iwereyou. Thefirststeptoaself-examisHey,hey. Stoplookingoverthere. Iamrighthere. Coverthatup. WereThefirstthingyouwantto dowithyour (Bleep)-Okay! -Istouch andmassagethem like so. Wehaveplaced censorboxes overthe o endingareas,but onthatday,yourroutinewas sentout toeightmillionhouseholds. Butyoudidntcare,didyou,Ms. Dodd?Well,Icaredaboutwomenbeinginformedaboutbreastcancer. Oh,Ms. Dodd,really. -Thatswhyyoudisrobed?-Sure. Mymomdiedo breastcancerlastyear. Whyelse?Becauseyouhappenedtohaveahumorousbookcomingoutintwomonths. Andyou didntcarethatyou wereusing vulgar language in fronto eightmillionviewers?What doyoumean,vulgar?Whichword?-Ithinkyouknow,maam. -No,Idont. Honestly,whichone?Itrhymeswithbits. Itrhymeswithbits?Areweeightyearsold?Youmean(honk). Bob,wouldyouclosethat,please?Youenjoyusingvulgarlanguagetoprovoke,-dontyou,Ms. Dodd?-Ido. Nofurtherquestions,YourHonor. Therese,didyougoontheshow-intendingtotakeo yourblouse?-No. And did you feelthat the showpushed you to do something outrageous? Oh,yeah, they always havemeontopushtheenvelope. Andyouweretoldthatthetalkshowwouldbedelayedduetoafootballoverrun?-Yes. -Andtherefore,youthoughtthatthe showwouldbebroadcast duringthe safeharborperiod?Uh what?Safeharbor. Itsthetimeafter 10:00p. m. andbefore6:00a. m. whennetworkprogramscan,accordingtoFCCrules,shownudityanduselanguagelike(honk). Bob

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