10分钟英文情景喜剧剧本 TBBT改编 8-9人 四男四女 附练习视频.docxVIP

TBBT改编 8-9人 四男四女 10分钟英文情景喜剧 附练习视频Ps：部分句子以修改为适合口语表演的简单句式Boys’ Situation, No Girls背景信息：Bonnie是Damon Salvatore的前女友，Caroline是Damon Salvatore的现女友；Damon Salvatore和Jeremy是室友，且住在Bonnie对门，住在4楼；Elena是Tyler Lockwood的女友，Tyler Lockwood和他妈妈Mrs. Lockwood住在一起；Bonnie、Elena和Katherine是闺蜜。1、Sheldon→Jeremy2、Leonard→Damon Salvatore 3、Howard→ Tyler Lockwood 4、Raj→Klaus5、Penny→Bonnie6、Priya→Caroline7、Bernadette→Elena8、Amy→KatherineScene1: The apartmentJeremy: God, Please kill me ! Why you are always kidding me?Policeman: Here. Breathe into this bag.Damon: What’s going on?Jeremy: They stole everything, Damon, everything.Policeman: Are you the roommate?Damon: Yeah, Damon Salvatore. What happened?Policeman: Your friend here called 911 to report a robbery.Damon: Oh, my God, what did they get?Jeremy: What didn’t they get? They got my enchanted weapons（附魔武器）, my vicious gladiator armour（邪恶脚斗士头盔）, my wand of untainted power（纯净力量之杖）, and all my gold（游戏金币）.Damon: You called the police because someone hacked your World of Warcraft（魔兽世界） account?Jeremy: What choice did I have? Policeman: Good luck, fellas.Damon: Thank you, officer.Jeremy: It’s all gone. All gone.Damon: I’m really sorry, Jeremy.Jeremy: What kind of world do we live in, where a man would take another man’s battle ostrich（作战陆行鸟）?Damon: I don’t know.Jeremy: This act of aggression（野蛮行径）is so crazy! It is time to let slip the dogs of war.（大声疾呼的时刻到了 让我们释放战争恶魔吧）Damon: I’m on it. (On phone) Hi, Mrs. Lockwood. Is, is Tyler there? Okay, thanks. That particular dog of war will have to call you back after his bath.Jeremy: See if Klaus is done with Pilates.（普拉提）?Scene2: The apartment.Jeremy: Three thousand hours. Three thousand hours clicking on that mouse, collecting weapons and gold. It’s almost as if it was a huge waste of time.Tyler: Whoever did this knew what they were doing. He got in and out of your account in under 15 minutes, transferred all your stuff, and didn’t leave a digital fingerprint.（没有留下一丝电子指纹）Jeremy: : Oh! There isn’t enough Vi