雀东南飞(改编版)英文短剧本.docVIP

剧本部分 Prologue N：Long long ago, there was a young man called Jonny, He has no achievement and no money. And he has an uncontrolled wife. He is very afraid of his wife - in other words, he respects his wife, if you are willing to think so.（J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪） J: Everybody says that I’m hen pecked, but in fact, I’m as strong as a tiger,（小声）while my wife is WuSong.（指着上台处的门大声道）I’m not afraid of you!（内砸出一脸盆,Ｊ接住当成盾牌护着头）Then, I’m afraid of whom?（《我在那一角落患过伤风》响起，唱词响起之前做悲痛状，随着“daladala”响起开始自白）My wife Lissy is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood. She is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than me. All I don’t care. I only want her to be tender than me. But she is not! Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell! （停）（内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J）My God! Who can help me? （下） Act1 （序幕结束时,JM作窃听状） N：The mother-in-law doesn’t like Lissy. She always thinks that women should be quiet and hard-working. And obey their husband any time and any where. And Lissy has borne no children until now, which makes her very dissatisfied. JM（拄拐棍上）:I can!（对门内）Lissy! Lissy! Where are you? L（扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来）:I’m here! What’s up mum? JM: I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”. L: Oh well, all right. My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what is the matter, please? JM: Since you married my son you behaved so badly. You have been so rude, so brusque, and so lazy…… L: But…… JM: Never interrupt me! L: Never interrupt you ?! Since I married your son, that terrible Johnny, I have been working hard all day long, cooking and washing. I have raised soft pigs and ducks and chicken and…… JM: But all those you have done are not valuable unless you have a son! L（生气地挥动着锅铲）:Oh, you want a grandson, don’t you?（开始解围裙）Go and