504 The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS-英语学习参考资料.doc

504 The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS [Scene: Monica and Rachels, Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail. She finds something thats Monicas and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door.] Monica: (In a sexy voice) Come in. Ive been waiting for you. (Rachel enters.) Rachel: Hi! I just wanna-(sees Monica)-Ahhh!!! Oh my God! (She runs out in horror.) Oh my God! Monica: (pulling on a robe) Okay, Im sorry! Im sorry! I-I-I was um, I was taking a nap. Rachel: Since when do take naps in that position. Oh God Monica, tell me you were waiting for a guy! Please tell me you were waiting for a guy! Monica: Yes. Yes, I was. A guy. From work. (Thinks) Im seeing a guy from work! Ha! Rachel: (Gasps) That cute waiter guy from your restaurant, the one that looks like a non-threatening Ray Liotta? Monica: Uh-huh, that one! Rachel: Yknow what, just give me a second and Ill be out of your hair. Im just gonna grab a jacket. When I get back, I want every little detail. (Theres a knock on the door.) Maybe thats him. (Goes to answer the door.) Monica: (Panicking) Okay, umm, okay, umm… (Rachel opens the door.) Its just Joey and Ross. Rachel: Why arent you guys at the movie? Joey: Well, we were! But Ross was talking so loud on his phone they threw us out! Ross: I had to talk loud because the movie was loud! Joey: (to Monica and Rachel) Hes talking to London! Monica: But why?! Did he get in touch with Emily? Joey: Well no, not yet. Hes calling everyone on her side of the family hoping that someone will help him get in touch with her. Ross: (on phone) I-I-I dont care if I said some other girls name you prissy, old twit! Joey: Ross! Way to suck up to the family. Chandler: (entering, happily, with a bottle of champagne, thinking that Monica is the only one there) Ha-ha-ha-(sees everyone)-enh-enh. Im so glad you guys are all here! My office finally got wrinkle free fax paper! Opening Credits [Scene: Monica and Rachels, the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are