龙钢宝《西门吹雪和叶孤城.docVIP

演员表：西门吹雪 叶孤城 花满楼 旁白 道具：纸屑若干。第一幕：战旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow .Birds are dancing in the cold .A man is walking along the street ,step by step .西门吹雪西门吹雪：叶孤城:西门吹雪:your name?叶孤城: ,I won’t change my name! no matter what happens. I’m the most famous-------YeGucheng. you?西门吹雪:I am ximenchuixue.叶孤城惊讶:Ar, ximenchuixue?西门吹雪:Yes, what is wrong?叶孤城:I heard that you are 西门吹雪: Great, you know me !叶孤城西门吹雪:, I want to kill you !叶孤城:’t met so strong opponent for a long time. 叶孤城：me to ,Bosom friend. 西门吹雪：Bosom friend. 叶孤城：Boya（伯牙） 西门吹雪：zhong zi qi（钟子期） （音乐起，跳短舞蹈）——高山流水音乐 西门吹雪：oh，my mother calls me return to home for dinner,walked first 叶孤城：nani 西门吹雪：我妈喊我回家吃饭了。See you again one day.叶孤城：byebye....oh wait wait......,guys,can you tell me your QQ number? (今天我们的皇上特招天下武林高手前往钓鱼岛参加保钓活动，工资3万一分钟，有劳保，有分红，于是乎，天下高手奔走相告，然而，最后的两位决战者不是别人，正是叶孤城和西门吹雪。他们又见面了。) 花满楼：A happy moment is always came very fast.tonight is the last game. 叶孤城：long time no see ,old friend. 西门：oh ，yegucheng ，your muscles become apparent.how did you do it? 叶孤城：because I drank wei ta nai(维他奶）,it is rich in vitaminABCDEFG……拿出维他奶西门吹雪抢过: wei ta nai,very good! I like drink it. ?How do you know that?叶孤城:please .西门吹雪喝完:Thanks, ha ,ha叶孤城:Do you still want to me?西门吹雪:!?As a chinese，.it is my duty to protect our homeland. more importantly， I need this job.now, i warn that you had better give up as soon as possible.. 叶孤城(恼怒+冷酷):西门吹雪:I’m sure I won’t!叶孤城:I must give you a lesson! 3-2-1-0!西门吹雪捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach, Oach !叶孤城大笑：Ha Ha…… 西门吹雪可怜状: help! help! Where is the washroom?叶孤城:What ?西门吹雪:Toliet?叶孤城:What ?西门吹雪:The “WC”?叶孤城:Oh,I see ,go along this street and turn right when you see a crossroad!西门吹雪: Thanks, byebye.叶孤城掏出纸屑吹:! Sorry！花满楼:Stop! Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!叶孤城:Who are you?花满楼:Hua---man----lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue?叶孤城:Yes, he was beaten by me in “WC” now, 花满楼惊讶:Now you are the best in the world!叶孤城:You are rig