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/szjw3012 21.Do You Get Enough Sleep One of my classmates at commercial college was performing poorly in calss, and reported to the principal for advice.”Your marks are deplorable!”the principal scolded,”Is there a problem that has kept you from studies？” “No,sir,”the boy replied,”Ihave no idea what the problem is.I went to the different classroom according to our curriculum schedule,and I’m never late to class.I don’t even disturb others in class;moreover, I study the notes I take.but for some reason my tutors have a prejudice against me. “without doubt,you should be a good student,”the principal sat back and thought.then he asked,”do you get enough sleep” My classmate replied,”sir,do you mean in the dormitory or in class” 22 My Men Are Very Brave General McKenzie was in charge of the Federal Navy,and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall,who was in charge of the Army.McKenzie arrives at the military camp and is greeted by Marshall.They both walk around the place, and McKenzie asks,so how are your men Veryu well drilled, general McKenzie. I hope so .you see,my men over at the Navy are so well trained,you could see they’re the bravest men all over the country. Well,my men are very brave,too. I’d like to see that. So Marshall calls private Johnson and says,private Johnson!i want you to stop that hostile tank coming here with your body Are you crazy.it’d kill men,you silly goose.i’m out of here’as private Johnson ran away,Marshall turned to a bewildered McKenzie and said: You see.you have to be pretty brave to talk kile that to a general. 23.The Big Baby You’ll have to take care of the baby today,”a woman tokd her husband in a faint voice,I’m not feeling well. Then you must stay in bed and rest,dear,her husband said, I’ll be pleased to look after our baby, Thank you.i’ll have a quiet day and I’ll soon get better,his wife told him. Shall I do the shopping for you as well.her husband asked. She was very pleased and said, that will help me very much. I’ll give