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ENGLISH JOKE Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That‘s too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 汤姆：约翰尼，你弟弟好吗？ 约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。 汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？ 约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。 JOKE 1: He Won （倾斜，倚靠） JOKE 2.I Have His Ear in My Pocket他的耳朵在我衣兜里 Jim came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, What happened? A kid bit me, replied Jim. Would you recognize him if you saw him again? asked his mother. Id know him any where, said Jim. I have his ear in my pocket. 吉姆鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？” “一个男孩咬了我一口，”吉姆说。 “再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。 “他走到哪里我都能认出他，”吉姆说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。” A guy goes to see his doctor to get his test results. Well Mr. Jones, I have some good news and some bad news for you. The good news is that you have only 24 hours to live. Thats the good news? wails Jones, What is the bad news? The Doctor gives a sheepish grin and says, I should have told you yesterday!!! 小伙子去医院询问诊断结果。“琼斯先生，我要告诉你一个好消息和一个坏消息，好消息是你只能活24小时了。”“这是好消息？”琼斯惨叫了一声，“那么坏消息呢？”医生苦笑一声：“我应该昨天告诉你这些的。” JOKE 3: What is the bad news?坏消息呢？ （羞怯） （露齿而笑） JOKE 4:You should be happy.你应该高兴 A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression. Bartender: Whats the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife? The man: We had a fight, and she told me that she wasnt going to speak to me for a month. Bartender: That should make you happy. The man: No, the month is up today! 一个男人坐在酒吧里，伤心至极。 酒吧招待：你怎么了？跟老婆闹矛盾了？ 男人：我们吵了一架，她说一个月都不跟我说话。 酒吧招待：那你应该高兴才是啊！ 男人：不，今天是这个月的最后一天。 （忧愁的，悲哀的） Bernie was invited to his friends home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, That is really nice, that after all these years that you have been married, and you keep calling your wife those pet names. Morris hung his head and whispered, To tell the t