白雪公主英文搞笑话剧.docVIP

白雪公主英文搞笑话剧 角色：公主 皇后 墨镜 旁白 两个矮人 猎人（可一人演两个） 旁白纪力：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The kind married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous and cruel. She treated Snow White badly. 公主宏:(出场,) 唱：【Im a cute cute girl with a bad bad mom. Its a big big thing if you love me.选自big big world】My horror mother always obliges me, such a beautiful，handsome，humor smart，lovely，delicious princess to do a lot of homework…oh I cannot bear it. So I just make a brilliant decision: running away~ 唱：【go go go oleo le ole选自世界杯主题曲 】(离开) 皇后粘(上场)：I’m the legendary cruel queen , oh，no the legendary beautiful、greedy、bloody queen. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely. Now, mirror, mirror, come here! 魔镜朝全：（跑上来，双手叉腰）Yes, I’m coming. What do you want to know? 皇后粘：Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Tell me the truth, who is the most beautiful woman in the world? 魔镜朝全：歌：【everytime I try to lie I fail without my heart,I feel so sad,I guess I need to run away选自布兰妮的everytime】You are really the fairest of all, I think.{ 皇后，你的确是非常漂亮的女人。} 皇后粘：General啦{一般啦}（举双手）哈哈哈！哈哈哈！I am the most beautiful woman in the world! 魔镜朝全： But,nevertheless,however,whereas, 可是，可是,（边说边退，举手挡住脸）there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony. She is much more beautiful than you. 皇后粘：（抓狂样）：She is much more beautiful than me? 歌：【my jealousness is killing me and I，and I must confess，I’m still paining.选在布兰妮的baby baby more time】Who is she? Tell me quickly! 魔镜朝全： She is Snow White. 皇后粘：Snow White? No, I’m the most beautiful in the world.……（沉思）（响指）hunter！come here, come here! 猎人伟新： Here！（敬礼 少息立正） 皇后粘：I heard Snow White had fleeted from my palace .I order you to find her out and kill her. 猎人伟新：But she is the princess. Even given money, I would no