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必威体育精装版网络幽默段子（The latest online humor） The latest online humor Once a customer came to our bank to save money. He said: I miss! I asked: Oh, died a few years? Him: die a little shorter, die three years! Other people in the window, hold live...... 1. a brother and sister looked at the animal world. Suddenly, the elder brother said to his sister, look at that animal. It looks like you.! Sister is angry: like your sister.! 2. it is said that a woman is a book, girl, this is your figure, magazine...... 3. sisters originally walked is the simple line, but walks along has revealed the sexy essence. 4., seventy years old man married a little wife, grandson asked: Grandpa, you age, a night to eat? Old man: This is simply like playing mahjong - eat less, more touch, and desperately touch, do not shoot. 5. classmate accompanies me to see a doctor, come out from the hospital, I say: take medicine, if eat what go wrong, how to do? The student said: as long as they are required to eat, eat out of trouble, they are told.. I asked: what should I do if I die? Classmate: if I die, you will become a witness by the evidence! 6. property of arms when, Yang Yang side pinch stopwatch. 7. in the afternoon, the law school new building study, during which to meet the water, witnessed the classic scene: in front of a beautiful woman and a boy, beauty suddenly back to the boy said, she can not turn the cup. So the boy said, Ill take it first.. In a flash I petrified. 8. Meng Jiangnu crying Great Wall Dry Red Wine, white snake water overflows golden hill. A 9. old Chinese medicine cures psoriasis. 10. if you marry, dont marry someone else, dont marry me....... 11. its not so easy to lose weight, every meat has its temper. 12., a woman was parents to go and a net friend blind date. Then the man posted the message every morning: Im at work.. Evening news: Im off duty. Never say one more word. One day, the woman angrily back to the message said: prematureandlowbirthweightin! When I was a punching mach